Descriptive Prose on Yeast and a friend

I have 2 yellow beers in process, in anticipation of your arrival; Aga: The master of the magnanimous holy Star Bum. This dog's back side in emblazoned with a light colored patch of fur in the shape of a star! At this moment German and English yeast are engaged in aerobic activities strengthening the Castle walls (cell walls) and drinking up O2 for a massive procreation event!! After the debauchery subsides, anaerobic activities will begin. This is marked by excessive creation of CO2 and Ethanol. Bubbling madly, and drunk on the fruitage of their labor, these yeast will slowly die off. The dead bodies of their kin will build a lunar landscape, fathoms deep, on the fermenter floor.